he probably fish in the lake then trip on the lake and a floatie floats to him then the police puts him in jail because theres a sign of "do not swim" and then a hot woman is in there and kiss his cheeks and then the jail bombs it self......nah
This reminds me of a show I love, "Are You Being Served?" where the most popular character would arrive at work (more often than not) in a weird/goofy outfit and we never get enough backstory as to why he had to dress like that.
He got imprisoned, escaped hiking up a snowy mountain then skied down. Had to ice fish for food. Crossed a sea where he got an inner tube in a vain attempt to reassure him the iron ball on his leg would make him drown. Got a replacement white feather hat as a disguise that got shot and burnt and someone kissed him.
Twilight: Fine, what happened while you were"Minding your own business"?
Spike: I was chillaxing in my room like a Balla, when all of a sudden some guards burst in and asked what my business was. Long story short the guards gave been Really slacking off since your brother left and don't know when to stop with the pranks.